Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Translation (In Both Senses of the Word)


June 26, 2019

Translation (In both senses of the word)
გამარჯობა!
       Well boys, we did it, our second week at the MTC is no more.  Let me tell you, I for one had a great week here at the old Missionary Training Center.  The new mission president training was this week which means something very exciting for us.  Every member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and the First Presidency was here this week.  Elder Butterfield and I were joking about seeing the prophet's car, which was a Toyota Highlander.  This was the meme of the day.  Well, a couple days later on our way to class, we really did see the prophet's car.  It drove up to one of the buildings, President Nelson got out and Elder Uchtdorf greeted him.  WE WERE RIGHT THERE!!!  They waved at us as they went in.  It was pretty neat.  On Sunday, our devotional was given by Elder Holland.  Sitting on the stand was every member of the Quorum of the Twelve, President Oaks, and their wives.  Elder Holland's message was so simple, but gave us a lot of discussion material for our district council meeting.  We are growing sooooooooooooooooooooo much here, it is insane!!
       Well, you see, I don't have too much to say, so I will have to fill this out with a dream I had.  It probably won't be very entertaining for you all, but it was to the district, so here you go.  
       ACT I:    We start out in a building much like our residence buildings, but different.  All the cabinets are gone and replaced with different sized beds.  The sisters are also with us for some reason.  We end up discovering the existence of what we will now be calling the laundry society.  They meet in the basement.  All you have to do to be inducted is let them do a load of laundry for you.  Oh, and my roommate from last semester Elder Wing (Davis) was there too.  He went down to the basement to see if it really was that easy to be inducted into the laundry society.  He didn't think he had enough laundry, so I gave him some of mine.  I go down a bit later and find my pajamas strewn across the floor.  This was of course completely normal sounding to me.  To get your laundry done it had to fit into this really small bag.  End of act one.
       ACT II:     We are back in our room (the entire district is there, although I don't remember seeing them, I just had some feeling that they were there.)  This act is short and it consists only of two little six-year-olds.  Some random girl in a camp counselor outfit was reading a bedtime story, then these two little boys just got up in workout clothes.  We asked where they were going and they said they wanted to go to the gym between 10pm and midnight because no one was scheduled to be there at that time.  Like, WHAT?  Does the gym get busy for six-year-olds right at 12:01am?  Really weird.  Okay end of act two.
       ACT III:     In this version of our room, there were a huge number of windows.  It was super bright outside, I was trying to close all the blinds, but for some reason it was incredibly hard.  I had to make some curtains with the extra blankets for the thin upper windows, and no one seemed to care that it was really late and really bright outside.  While this is going on, Sister Goldrich and Sister Wall were getting at each other about whose math skills were better.  They were going at it.  For some reason they knew exactly what high school math classes each one took at what schools they went to.  It was weird and then it ended.  
       This week, ძმა მუირი (Brother Muir) was not here for a couple days, so I had several subs.  Sister Hopwood, one of the Hungarian teachers came in and I taught her some grammar and we labeled stuff in the room with Georgian.  The other days, I had Brother Richmond and Brother Alvord, which meant that I would be joining the Armenians.  It was okay.  I kinda just did my own thing whilst they spoke in tongues.  It was pretty fun to study with them.  They get mad at how many cognates are in Georgian.  Computer, Internet, telephone, university, school, mouse.  Library, church and problem are just Spanish cognates, so there are some good parts of Georgian.
       I have been studying the last words of the prophets in each of the standard works.  I am starting with the Book of Mormon.  It is really interesting to compare them, because they are so different.  I just finished Alma the younger, and his are very interesting.  Of course we have his teachings to each of his sons, but his true last words are interesting.  They prophesy of the destiny of the Nephites.  He says that 400 years after the Lord comes, the Nephites and Lamanites will destroy themselves.  That's about it. Then he just leaves and is never heard from again.  That is something that is not very common in the Book of Mormon.  Mormon gives his commentary that he may have been translated like Moses, but that is really it.  Pretty unique as far as last words of prophets go.
       So much more has happened, but I do not feel like typing it all out.  And that's the way it is on this the 26th of June 2019.

ნახვამდის!  
--უხუცესი ფიშერი


Brother Alvord - Armenian teacher


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